You Might Be A GOP , A Comedy Hour Top Ten, by Ronald Borst

1: If you don't ever wear a scarf, because it might make you look gay, you might be a GOP.

2: If you think that women are not capable of handling anything other than your pecker, you might be a GOP.

3: If you believe that all immigrant crime is committed by Mexicans, you might be a GOP.

4: If your best Sunday attire, is a camouflage, three-piece-suit, you might be a GOP.

5: If you generally see black males as coke addicts and pimps, you might be a GOP.

6: When hunting season approaches, and you check and count "sick days," you might be a GOP.

7: If Donnie Trump is on your speed-dial, you might be a GOP.

8: If Dick Cheney is on your speed-dial, you might be a GOP.

9: If you have naked pics of Palin, you might be a GOP.

9: If "Duck Dynasty" is your Thanksgiving tradition, you might be a GOP.

9: Arguing about how there is a "bridge" from Hawaii to Kenya, makes you a strong candidate for the GOP.

9: If you think "IQ" is a violent video game, you might be a GOP.

9: Chick-Fil-A your favorite restaurant? You GOP!

9: If you think that minimum wage is too much to pay your nanny, you might be a GOP.

10: Offended? You are surely a GOP.



Thanks to my Idaho friend, Will Montgomery, for additions and laughs.